There once was a pirate called Romp
Who fought with a swaggering stomp
The word's not that bad, really
and the darn mouse was silly
When he bit off Romp's name with a chomp
It was a sad day I saw the notification that my name, Romp, which I had used for weeks, had been re-evaluated and "unaccepted".
They went on a witch hunt through our guild and half a dozen pirates lost their names.
Today, the pirate who was Romp, you now know him as Rollick.
